![]() Talk about it being "ironic" all you want, but that doesn't change the fact that someone's rubbing themselves off to it even as we speak. The level of the sexualization going into this game is nothing short of shameless. In accordance with the retranslation of vampires from closet-lurking bogeymen to mopey, solar-powered disco balls, witches are now strippers who strap guns to all their hands and feet and cultivate their body hair into makeshift catsuits. I'd like to know who the fuck they got in to do motion-capture work for this character, because all I can picture is a giraffe who's taken pole-dancing lessons.īayonetta is a witch. When she sits down, her knees come up higher than her ice cream cone hairdo. And Sega are admirably continuing this tradition with Bayonetta, a game about a woman with legs of such bizarre proportions she must have gotten her feet caught in a motorized winch while being extracted from the womb. You wouldn't see Nintendo bring out a character with a third nipple or an anus in the center of their forehead. And then there was that thing from Nights with two additional legs growing out the top of its head. This was the company that created a sidekick for their chief mascot with an extraneous tail (and presumably, by extension, extraneous arsehole). ![]() I'll say one thing for Sega: they've never been afraid to represent people with hideous birth defects. ![]()
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